I should have known something would be up when the walk wasn't shoveled...
Here's the new kitchen:
Here's the new bath:
Thinking that perhaps the place was vandalized, I called the listing agent.
Him: "Oh, did you call Centralized Showings? The pipes burst and we discontinued showings."
Me: "CSS isn't responsible. You are. You should temporarily withdraw the house if it can't be shown for 48 hours."
Him: "Um, OK. I didn't think it was a big deal because we already have an accepted offer."
Me: <redacted>
This is what I published. What I won't publish is the email I sent his broker.
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